As you can see I have all the evidence I need. The victim, the weapon, and I can even do DNA testing if need be.
How in the world did this obviously healthy mouse (now on my radar) manage to cut the bristles off my kitchen brush...in the drawer. He should have at least taken them with him. I JUST used this to brush garlic butter on my pizza dough!
While I consider which lawyer to call, because you know there is one out there who would take the case, and after I scold Oreo, I have to go wash ALL my silverware...
SHE took just enough to make a little blonde wig.
ReplyDeleteLol! I guess gray hair is a bit deflating sometimes.
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